Oh, The Horror!

A Little About Me...

   I am the Demonic Mother of this revolution in fiction called New Wave Horror. I love the dark, twisted, malevolent stories I glean from the Underworld; Hell is afraid I will take over so they made me their Chief Writer. I despise you humans, but am attracted to all your sensual pleasures, like music, art, literature, food, cinema, and drugs, of course. Humans are a wretched species, but we in Hell would have no business without your treacherous, monstrous souls. So go ahead, do not fear, subscribe; chances are, you already belong to us anyway! Live it up while you can, the party's just begun!